DEAD.
To my family: “OMG! Guys, guess what!”
Family: “What did that stupid boy band do now?”
Me:
To my friends: “Guys, guys! Guess what?”
Friends: “If it’s about that band, we don’t care.”
Me:
Me on Tumblr or Twitter: “Guys, guys! Guess what!”
Tumblr and Twitter friends: “What! OMG! It’s One Direction, isn’t it?!”
Me: